How To BE Phabulus

 First of all Change your name to anything Phabulus, like... Ella, Unicorn, Imogen, Fuckstick, Dickstick, Shitstick, Brendon or Bob. Then you've got to make sure you look Phabulus like wearing make-up and trendy clothes. Next you MUST act Phabulus, for example... sit in the Gnome Market, act older than you actually are and attend daily Skype meetings. If you can't follow these rules you definitly are Silly and Weird. Also you must love Piglets because they are the cutest animals on earth. Plus you must own a Gnome or you are Dumb and CANNOT be Phabulus.